I am writing you from a small café in the heart of Bangkok—Khao San Road, the Thai hub of everything farang—vendors selling everything from t-shirts and hammocks to pad thai and bus tickets. It wasn’t easy, but in the midst of this Bangkok madness, we finally booked our tickets back up to Chiang Mai for this evening. Our recent trip to the islands has certainly put us at ease and life has moved much slower and we thus would not be in any hurry to get anywhere, but Amy has school tomorrow and even catching a bus this evening gets us home at 6AM at the very earliest. As relaxed as we have been, it has been an absolute whirlwind of planes, trains and automobiles that is all but over. I have never taken so many different forms of transportation in such a short period of time. But I’m getting ahead of myself, as this post is about the islands not the journeys spent to get there and back. However, this is proof that if you really want to see some of the most remote reaches of this earth, it’s going to cost you—if not financially, then certainly in comfort.
We set out last Thursday, spent the night on the bus and arrived in Bangkok at 5:30AM—in plenty of time to catch the plane to Phuket Island. We hurried to the airport (better safe than sorry) and went to check our bags, only to discover that our flight had been canceled and the reason that we were not alerted to this was because we booked our flights through a travel agency in Chiang Mai that failed to obtain our contact information (lesson learned). They were able to put us on the next flight, however—6 hours later.
Once we arrived on Phuket Island that evening, we took a bus down to Kata Beach where we stayed for 3 nights. The first day was sunny and clear, only raining for 5 or 10 minutes at a time, during which time we hid our belongings from the rain and ran into the bay to keep warm.

We were the
only two people on this beach that were not Japanese.
How do I know they were all Japanese, you ask? Trust me, you can tell.


The second day’s weather, however, was not nearly as fortunate. We woke up to rain that refused to stop (this is monsoon season, after all…at least we knew what we were getting ourselves into at the beginning), so we had lunch at a local pizzeria and went to the beach—thinking we could get away with the same strategy as the day before—swimming when in rained and sun-bathing when it cleared. But luck was not on our side and we ended up huddling under our umbrella, shivering in our towels, waiting and hoping that the clouds would clear. Even the man who took our 100BHT($3US) admission fee felt so bad for us that he gave us a refund in full, which was actually pretty cool.

The next morning we got up at the break of dawn to taxi our way over to Phuket Town where we caught an 8:30 boat to Ko Phi Phi (Phi Phi Island). The boat-ride made nearly everyone sick as the bad weather had made for some sizable waves. Needless to say, we were happy to arrive—even if it was raining. Ko Phi Phi is a very small island; there are no vehicles, and thus, no proper streets—only cobblestone walking paths lined with more restaurants, travel agencies and vendors than you can shake a stick at. We found a bungalow and by the time we’d checked in, changed into our suits and had a very late breakfast, the skies had cleared and the beaches were as lovely as a postcard.


The next day we found our way onto a day-long boat tour which took us around both Ko Phi Phi Yai and Ko Phi Phi Nao, stopping at the best coral reefs for snorkeling. In preparation for this trip, we searched the island for a reasonably-priced underwater camera, and came up with nothing. As we discovered quite quickly, the thing about small islands that cater to “wealthy” tourists is that they have formed some kind of union where no one sells anything for less than someone else. This way, there is no competition and everyone wins—everyone except for us, that is.
Because I just can’t resist any kind of photo-op and Amy is very agreeable, we broke down and split the cost of a whopping $12 disposable camera. This may not sound so ridiculous, but when you haven’t been paying more than 60 cents a meal all summer, seeing a price like that can be rather stupefying. Just to illustrate, the 8-hour tour cost less than the 40 exp. camera.
While the photos are certainly not of amazing quality, they do begin to paint a picture.
It is a disposable, after all.
Our boat driver had saved watermelon rinds from lunch and broke bits off for all of us to feed the monkeys. The monkeys all seemed well-mannered and more or less behaved as they politely took the rinds from our hands and ate away. After a while another boat pulled up and a couple girls sat on the beach with their backs turned to the monkeys.
Soon, we all turned at the sound of screeching monkeys and saw that one was running to attack one of the girls. She made it away with two bites, one on her upper thigh and another on her hip. After seeing this, we hurried to our boat, afraid that the same might happen to us if we overstayed our welcome. The boat that the girl was on tagged along ours for a bit longer, until it became clear to everyone that she really needed to see a doctor.

Just to clarify, this photo was taken
before the monkey attack.
Also saved from lunch were bread crumbs and pineapple hearts, which our boat driver threw into the water as we were all swimming up at one of the reefs. The best part about this was not caught in the photo: two Danes were caught in the midst of this as they swam up to the boat. I don't know if they were being tickled or just loved it so much, but you could hear their muffled, jolly chuckles underwater through their snorkle tubes. It was fantastic.

And then there was the grand finale: Maya Bay. It took quite a bit of work (and consequently, a fair share of scrapes and bruises), but I think we all agreed that it was well worth it. Maya Bay is where the movie The Beach was filmed, and while we were disappointed to discover that it was not a lagoon surrounded on all sides by rock (it was photoshopped in the movie), it was no less strikingly beautiful, true perfection.
In an effort to keep the beach from being littered by unseenly boats, we were dropped off in an adjacent bay on the same island. We swam up to a coral shore, brutally thrown against the rocks with each passing wave. The only hope of making it in to the opening in the rocks was a taught rope intended to help us keep our balance against the waves.


Without it, we didn’t have a chance in hell, and with it we were only mildly injured. Once through the opening, we hiked to the other side of the island, accompanied—and amused—by a Florentine and his failing attempts at English (ie. “frog” instead of “rock” and “hello” instead of “goodbye”). At last we arrived and more beautiful than in the film, it was certainly a sight for sore eyes (and feet)!
Unfortunately, because we had to swim our way, the only means of taking a photo here was with the dinky disposable. Drat.

The next morning we caught the same nauseating boat back to Phuket and spent the afternoon and evening at a ritzy--and yet somehow cheap--hotel. We almost didn’t stay, but as we stood at the reception desk, over Amy’s shoulder I caught sight of a framed photo of the hotel owners (making the ever-popular two-finger peace sign—you know what I’m talking about) posing with none other than Ricky Martin.
How could I say no?
The next morning we hailed a cab to the Phuket airport where we caught a morning flight to Bangkok, were I sit writing to you now. A marvelous trip, we could only have wished that the weather had held out longer; but, with a little imagination we knew exactly how beautiful all the beaches really were.


Besides, once you’ve seen one white-sand-crystal-clear-water-beach-surrounded-by-astounding-vegetated-cliffs, you’ve seen them all, right?
So long for now, friends.
More news from India next week!
